Easy Money: Why the Fed's Money Printer Moves Crypto More Than Any Tech News

Easy Money: Why the Fed’s Money Printer Moves Crypto More Than Any Tech News Here’s a weird thing about crypto: the biggest driver of its price isn’t a new app, a hack, or a celebrity tweet. It’s a group of government employees in a building in Washington, DC, deciding how many new dollars to create. That decision is the single most useful thing you can understand about crypto prices. And almost nobody explains it. ...

August 22, 2026 · 4 min · Dave B

Bull, Bear, ATH, Correction, Dip: The Words That Describe Every Market

Bull, Bear, ATH, Correction, Dip: The Words That Describe Every Market Crypto people use these five words constantly. Here’s what each one actually means — no assumptions, no jargon. Bull Market A bull market is a sustained period of rising prices. Things are going up, people are optimistic, and the general mood is “we’re all getting rich.” The name comes from how a bull attacks: it thrusts its horns upward. Prices going up = bull. ...

August 12, 2026 · 3 min · Dave B

CPI Explained: The Government Number That Moves Crypto More Than Any Tech Upgrade

CPI Explained: The Government Number That Moves Crypto More Than Any Tech Upgrade Once a month, the US government releases a number. Within seconds, Bitcoin moves. Sometimes up 5%. Sometimes down 5%. Sometimes it whipsaws both directions in the same minute. That number is CPI — the Consumer Price Index. Here’s what it actually is and why crypto traders care more about it than any blockchain upgrade. What CPI Actually Measures CPI is a basket. The government picks about 80,000 items that regular people buy — rent, groceries, gas, doctor visits, haircuts, Netflix subscriptions — and tracks how much they cost over time. ...

August 12, 2026 · 3 min · Dave B

FOMC and the Fed Rate: Why Your Crypto Moves When an Old Man Speaks

FOMC and the Fed Rate: Why Your Crypto Moves When an Old Man Speaks Eight times a year, a group of people sit in a room in Washington, DC. They talk for two days. Then they release a statement. Within seconds, crypto prices move. This is the FOMC meeting — the Federal Open Market Committee. Here’s what actually happens and why it matters more to your crypto than any app launch or protocol upgrade. ...

August 12, 2026 · 4 min · Dave B

Funding Rate Explained: The Number That Tells You If the Market Is Too Greedy

Funding Rate Explained: The Number That Tells You If the Market Is Too Greedy There’s a number in crypto that, when it spikes, almost always means a reversal is coming. It’s not price. It’s not volume. It’s not any technical indicator with a fancy name. It’s the funding rate — and it’s one of the most reliable signals in the entire market. What It Actually Is In crypto, you can trade with leverage — borrowing money to make bigger bets. If you put down $1,000 and use 10x leverage, you’re trading with $10,000. If Bitcoin goes up 1%, you make 10%. If it goes down 1%, you lose 10%. ...

August 12, 2026 · 3 min · Dave B

Liquidity Explained: Why You Can Sell Bitcoin Instantly But Not That Random Coin

Liquidity Explained: Why You Can Sell Bitcoin Instantly But Not That Random Coin You’ve probably heard someone say “that coin has no liquidity” or “Bitcoin is the most liquid crypto.” Here’s what they actually mean — and why it matters more than price. (Note: this is about how easy it is to buy or sell a coin. If you’re looking for “easy money” — the amount of money the Fed pumps into the whole system, which moves every crypto’s price — we covered that here.) ...

August 12, 2026 · 3 min · Dave B

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